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THE NOTORIOUS BOZO GANG HAS BEEN CAPTURED AFTER HAVING MADE
FUN OF ME!
OFFICE OF GREAT MAYOR JIM ARDIS
OF GREAT PEORIA, ILLINOIS
The notorious "Bozo Gang" has been taken into custody after making fun of great Mayor Jim Ardis. The Bozo Gang sent out a Twitter calling Mayor Jim--"A Bozo" Although they used less than 140 characters in their communication, it was clear what they intended.
Great Mayor Jim will simply not stand for this criminal behavior in the city limits.
Mayor Jim immediately contacted Peoria Chief of Police Steve Settingsgaard who pulled the entire city's working officers off of what they were doing to investigate the crime and bring in all those responsible. All reserve officers and those on their days off
were additionally called up to join in this dragnet of the city.
Taken into custody were:
Bozo aka Bob Bell
Oliver O. Oliver aka Ray Rayner
Sandy the Tramp aka Don Sandburg
Mr. Bob aka Bob Trendler
Mr. Ned aka Ned Locke
All are being held without bail at the Peoria jail.
"I was at home shining my big shoes and playing a home version of
the 'Grand Prize Game' when suddenly seven Peoria cops bust down my door and dragged me out to their Nuisance Control Vehicle" said Bozo.
Oliver O. Oliver exclaimed, "They took my computer, Iphone, Ipad, set of clown noses, collection of Marcel Marceau videos and embarrassingly, my Klowno Brand vibrator."
All suspects were given full interrogations until they broke and revealed their participation in this heinous crime.
Peoria Chief of Police Steve Settingsgaard said, "That Bozo is one tough character. He might seem like a fun loving crazy kind of guy, but he's really a devious manipulator who was difficult to crack. It took hours. We finally got a written confession from him. He was the ringleader."
Chief Settingsgaard continued, "Mr. Ned was jovial but wouldn't say anything until we brought him a tray of McDonald's hamburgers. Then he nailed everybody."
Mayor Jim Ardis said that it was a proud day in Great Peoria, Illinois. "The perpetrators of this crime have been brought to justice and will all be prosecuted in long trials by the District Attorney."
THE BOZO GANG IS BEHIND BARS
WHERE THEY BELONG.
BOZO REALIZES HE WAS
PEORIA POLICE SHOW UP TO TAKE AWAY THE DANGEROUS LAWBREAKERS.
PEORIA POLICE DRAG BOZO AWAY AND ADDITIONALLY CHARGE HIM WITH RESISTING ARREST AFTER HE SPRAYS THEM WITH A SELTZER BOTTLE.
MAYOR JIM ARDIS PERSONALLY INTERROGATES BOZO.
PEORIA POLICE CHIEF JIM SETTINGSGAARD HOLDS A NEWS CONFERENCE TO ANNOUNCE THE CAPTURE OF THE BOZO GANG.
MAYOR JIM ARDIS THANKS THE PEORIA POLICE DEPARTMENT FOR A JOB WELL DONE!
THE GREAT CITY OF PEORIA HOLDS A PARADE TO CELEBRATE THE PHENOMENAL ACTIONS TAKEN BY MAYOR JIM ARDIS AND HIS TEAM OF BROWN SHIRTS.
THESE WERE FOUND ON
OLIVER O. OLIVER'S COMPUTER